(n). ipa pr*nunciation (derivative: olde english): /twɒt’ʌs əˈkwānt’ʌs/
a tw*t with which one is acquainted.
also known as a previously explored v*g*n*, either orally or carnally.
alternative uses can included but are not limited to: c*ntus acquaintus, m*ffus acquaintus, pun*n*s acquaintus, etc.
bro 1: bro, you know her!?
bro 2: yea, bro, it’s tw*tus acquaintus.
bro 1: bro, i’d hit that!
bro 2: come on, bro! it’s tw*tus acquaintus!
bro 1: my bad, bro! i didn’t know!
ultimate platonic power couple- two best friends in a platonic relationship who feed off each other’s energy, are the life of the party, and get sh*t done. “sarah and jane throw the best parties, they really are the uppc of the sorority”
when you want your own genitals man i really want urogenital rn- billy
- vegan cheese
s*m*n. make sure you spit. make sure you don’t swallow that vegan cheese!
a disgustingly sentimental rom-com “how was the film?” “it was a vom-com, so pretty sh*t…” 1) a phrase that describes being so grossed out, you want to vomit 2) the opposite of bomb.com i saw oswald and pavani making out, and i wanted to vom.com a gross-out comedy film, often involving vomit, bowel blow-outs and […]