twatwaffling
v. tw-twaffling requires the loose l-b– typically found on older women or ones who have given birth v-g-n-lly. the act of tw-twaffling requires the waffler to straddle the face of the wafflee, and thrust about in such a way that the wafflee gets slapped by the dangling bits of female flesh.
the female equivalent of teabagging. can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller l-b–, often as a joke or prank.
i’ll nuke you from orbit and tw-twaffle the corpse.
first to p-ss out at the slumber party gets tw-twaffled.
keep talking like that, and i’ll be tw-twaffling you when we get home.
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