twaz
a way to call someone a tw-t, r-t-rd or idiot etc. without actually swearing..
and also something u can shout out when you do something wrong.
alice: henry! you’re such a t–z!
gee: ahh god im such a twaz.
response to a witty comment or comeback.
a: you smell.
b: very nice! twaz!
beyond f-cked-up (as in under the influence of any foreign substance).
did you get smashed at the party, man?
na, i was twazed
an insult that isn’t swearing. a mixture between tw-t and spaz.
can also be formed into “twazzer”.
“i think she likes me! :d”
“no i don’t think so you twaz”
“i put an ant in the microwave and it walked out fine”
“you twazzer”
a tw-t who drives a mazda
wow.. look at that twaz’s mazda!
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