Twazzock bends


a sort of morning after sickness involving headaches, dizziness, projectile vommiting/diarrhoea, and a cold-sore or two; usually experienced after a lot of drink, some bad take-away food, and messy s-x, most likely of a casual nature. particulary with a person you wouldn’t necessarily want your mates to see.
“sh-t, bro, you should’ve stopped me drinking those last two jugs of export. i went and got some chips and a pie and while i was waiting i copped-off with a real minger from shannon. went back to her flat and had a real good sesh, know what i mean, yeh? have i got the ‘twazzock bends’ now!”

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