tweating off
tweeting to all of your friends and fans that you are masturbating, while masturbating. (male version)
i like tweating off to late night infomercials because nothing is s-xier than watching a past-her-prime actress try to sell a $2 piece of junk for $19.95 and having your friends know what you like to do while alone.
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