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• twee-mail

  an e-mail that, like a tweet on twitter, is 24 characters or less and reports boring status or stupid personal factoids that the recipients don’t give a cr-p about. pam, our dufus friend, mark, just sent me a twee-mail from his iphone saying, “at pier 39, wipeout cafe, eating a wipeout burger”. does he really […]

• Tae

  p–poo fecal matter mabaho ang tae ni manolo manolo’s feces is very smelly (n.) filipino/tagalog word for p–p, cr-p, dukie, sh-t. yo, get away from me man! yo’ breath smells like tae. when i go tae in the field or in combat, i like to read the port-o-potty literature written on the walls. tongan swear […]

• tweetassness

  being a b-tch-ss on twitter. person # 1: this guy is doesn’t know how to post sh-t bro. person # 2: psh, this n-gg- and his tweet-ssness.

• tweet candy

  a twitter profile dedicated to luring people into following them by the use of hot profile pictures and provocative tweets. these are usually computer generated accounts used for spamming people on twitter. dude 1: “hmm she’s hot, i’ll follow her.” dude 2: “man you’re such a sucker for tweet candy.”

• The Urban Ninja

  the act of taking two 15 inch black d-ld-s and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your -ss you then swing the free d-ld- around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience. i gave the urban ninja to my […]

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