Tween Spastics


the escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. at first, the sound is a light chatter. then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pr-cks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a m-ssive migraine.
after my buddies and i walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their bmws & lexus to pick them up. their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.
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the escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. at first, the sound is a light chatter. then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pr-cks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a m-ssive migraine.
after my buddies and i walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their bmws & lexus to pick them up. their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.

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