Tweenis Envy
when tween stars such as justin bieber instill within you a range of emotions based on jealousy, caused by a misplaced and egotistical belief on your part that it should be you that is being adored, even though in most cases you are 30+ years old, unattractive, and have no discernible talent of your own.
(40 year old woman on the telephone)- “did you see that rebecca black video? i want her life…i got some bad tweenis envy!”
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