tweet-elite
a member of the new cl-ss of modern social networking intelligentsia who have evolved beyond the b-n-l use of unsubstantial social networking platforms (i.e. facebook) and have acheived higher meaning through the exclusive use of twitter to ostensibly contribute to the global zeitgeist.
greg: hey, i sent you a message on facebook and tagged you in that cool pic from our epic vegas trip but haven’t heard back from you.
beluga: i’ve long since tired of the voyeurism and accesibility of facebook. follow me @belugadrat where our collective conversation has really elevated the social consciousness.
greg: my god, you’ve become a tweet-elite!
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