tweetability
the ability to consistently create important tweets without going over the top. relaying the most important information of your day.
joey: “dude have you read nick’s tweets?”
kevin: “why?”
joey: “they are too dank. he’s got some major tweetability.”
the ability to continuously tweet.
she’s got some mad tweetabilities right there; her tweets constantly fill my home page with new updates.
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