tweetapated


when your so crazy in love with someone you’ll do anything for them, anything at all to get their attention, constantly obsessing over their affection as if it were essential to life.
“you aint’ hittin the club tonight?”

“naw, i’m gonna head home and give my girl some attention. it’s mani/pedi night, she likes the way i do it so…”

“dude, you straight tweetapated, you been talking that lame all week.”

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