tweetarrhea


posting many “tweets” on twitter (sometimes facebook) in rapid succession, whether said tweets were important/relevant or not.
joebloggs: i just ate a piece of cake (10 seconds ago)
joebloggs: that was d-mn good cake (7 seconds ago)
joebloggs: d-mn, now i’m thirsty, might get a drink (3 seconds ago)
joebloggs: mmm, pepsi. goes down good (just now)

that, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of tweetarrhea
a condition caused by sending too many status updates on a social network over a short period of time. see tweet diarrhea
dude, 45 tweets in a half hour? you’ve got tweetarrhea. i’m unfollowing you.

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