tweeting around
when you’ve been tweeting several different people without your spouses consent.
wife- “honey, you haven’t been tweeting around with my girlfriends lately have you?”
husband- “i just feel like our social relationship is coming to an end and i have needs.”
wife- “your dead to me!”
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