Tweetionary
the definitions of all the twitter terms are defined within, as found on urban dictionary
“what do you call a famous twitter user?”
“i don’t know look it up in the tweetionary.”
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- Tweezer Jib
the act of using one’s index finger and thumb like tweezers to lift another person’s nipples and then drop them. this is more painful than you would think, because of the incredible pinching strength of some people. guy 1- tweezer jib! guy 2- noooooo!!! guy 1- ooh blood!
- Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.
modern day application of: “the lesser of two evils” child: “i can’t decide what to do, mom. should i lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn’t? or should i come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?” mom: “you know son, two c-cks in the […]
- Two Liter Bottle of Bitch-Ass
a fat b-tch who gives you body lice, stds, and then tells you that you’re her baby’s daddy. that two liter bottle of b-tch–ss has some nerve trying to call me after giving me body lice. i ain’t tryin to hear that she’s knocked up
- TwoDog
an inexspensive whiskey from canada. re-named because of the two siberian huskies on the label. after a few rounds the proper name had been forgotten and in moment of pure brilliance the phrase was uttered “gimme some more of that… that….twodog!” also see twodogism mediocre; run of the mill; as if by chance (australia). from […]
- Two man stand
when two guys go to the toilet at the same time. one is sitting on the toilet seat in the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him, and sh-ts between his legs. person 1 : ‘d-mn, they’ve only got one toilet here! i’m desperate!’ person 2 : ‘hey, me too!’ […]