Twend


a trending tweet on the social networking sight “twitter”.
yo, dude, #bieber has been a twend for like 5 years, i f-cking hate that guy.
concatenated abbreviation of the lesser know british slang insult ‘tw-t end’; part of the female body twixt tw-t and brown star.
“good morning, isn’t it a lovely day!”
“shut up you twend”
short for “twin vend” – when you put enough money in a vending machine for one product but the machine gives you two of that product, hence a “twin vend”
the snack machine just twended me two kit kat bars. it’s my lucky day!

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