twentytard


any guy over the age of nineteen that is not really mentally r-t-rded and still lives with mommy and daddy, has no job, no car, finds a girlfriend online then has to depend on his parents to pick that girl up and pay for everything.
as the girl watched the clock p-ss another hour beyond the promised time, she got a text from her twentytard boyfriend stating his mommy was still sleeping and the date wasn’t happening.

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