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the exact opposite of a twihard. the average twihater hates “twilight” at least for its being a dreadful novel, or a little more p-ssionately because everyone around him is going mad about it and the series is thus destroying the twihater’s social life.

if asked, the twihater can give at least ten good arguments against liking “twilight”, including evidence for each point. he is also pr-ne to attacking twitards whenever possible, if for nothing else than their being around him and talking incessantly about edward and bella (both of whom the twihater would readily m-ssacre if that meant that there would be five minutes of peace). unfortunately, the twihater is a tragic species: twitards are naturally too dumb to understand his arguments, and therefore all his efforts are in vain. he can be compared to a very smart fish dropped in the middle of the desert of ignorance.
twitard: “omfg, edward iz lyk sooo hawt!!!1!”

twihater: “please, listen to me. you need to get rid of this unhealthy addiction. stop talking about marrying fictional characters, you look like an idiot. this book doesn’t even have a plot, and its grammar and vocabulary are appalling, and…”

twitard: -shrieks v. loud- “omfg, u luv edward 2, duncha???2”

twihater: -cries-
a hater of the completely appalling book called twilight which includes many vampire and werewolf f-ggots.

they hate twilight for a reason.

the quality of the book.
it’s badly-written, the plot is – well there is no plot and no moral to the story.
it includes this vampire f-ggot who sneaks in to bella’s room and watches her sleep.

a twihater does not focus on the characters of the book. he/she focuses on the quality and judges it by that.
a twihater also has the right to hate something and post a negative comment about twilight, so suck it, twihards.
twihard: “omgomgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! edward is sooooooooooooooooooooo hottz and dats y twilight is lyyyk da bbbeeeeeeeeeeest book in history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

twihater: “ok, please. do not let that f-ggot vampire get to you. focus more on the quality – how it’s written. not just the characters.”

twihard: “omgomgomgomgomgomgomg f-ggot vampire?????? his name is edward and fyi hez hottz so back up loser ur just jealous because ur not edwards love”

twihater: “-walks away thinking: have fun finding someone who would want to f-ck you-”
twihaters seem more obsessed with the twilight saga than ‘twihards’ themselves. they put all thier energy into hating this saga that they actually forget their point. they hate edward because he is described as beautiful. really guys? come on. it seems twihaters are the ones who are obsessed here, so obsessed with hating a bunch of books for no apparent reason. and why carry on reading all four books, when the first one ‘was a piece of sh-t’.
it seems like hating twilight has become a hobby now. yeahh.. and people who like twilight are obsessed..

find another hobby yeah? instead of slagging off ‘a terrible piece of literature’ sitting in your dark room at your computer desk searching for other things to hate because you have no social life.

seriously go f-ck yourselves and your harry-potter-b-tt-s-x friends. maybe that will give you something else to do. another hobby maybe?

if you really hate twilight so much ,ignore it! and stop going on about it! if you hated it so much you wouldn’t keep obsessing over how ‘sh-t’ it is. you would just ignore it. thats what i do with things i hate- not f-cking obsess over them.

admit it. the real reason you hate twilight is because girls think a fictional character is better than you.

you like jane austen so much? get the f-ck away from twilight and go read it then. get your fix of good literature.
guy1: hey! isn’t twilight a piece of sh-t!? people keep going on about that edward guy ughh.

guy2: i totally know what you mean, im going to go back to my mothers house, raid my fridge, sit my fat -rs- back at my computer desk, and complain about it to people online because i have absolutley no social life and i am jealous that a fictional character can get some, and i can’t.

guy1: me too! it’s not as if i have anything else to do in my sh-tty square pathetic world. obsessing over how sh-t twilight is, is now my hobby! yay! im totally a selfproclaimed twihater now.

guy2: and afterwards lets go have b-tt s-x with harry potter. have you seen his s-xy wand?