Twilight New GOON
the name for a male who has gone to see the new twilight movie (twilight new moon).
mike: brad is so p-ssy-whipped that he went to see the new twilight movie with his girlfriend.
tom: are you serious?
mike: yup.
tom: what a twilight new goon.
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