twilight sucks
the truth.
person 1: twilight sucks.
person 2: he speaks the truth.
one of the very few places on the internet that you can go without being driven insane by overly-obsessed twilight fangirls or i <3 edward banners. this site is for intelligent people that know that vampires are not real and they do not sparkle.
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