Twilight Tool


the 16 to 18 year old girl or gay man who had no idea what twilight was until they saw the big hype over the upcoming movie.

the person generally went to go see the midnight showing of the movie without reading the books, and the next day went to the mall to buy half off twilight apparel at ‘hot topic.’

after these events, the person will go to ‘barnes and n-ble’ purchase a cappuccino, buy the twilight books, carry them around their high school, and pretend they are a vampire.
“hey john, do you see jenni over there with her brand new twilight books?”

“yeah, they still have the price sticker on them, what a ‘twilight tool'”

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