Twilightened


a state of awareness of one’s obsession with the twilight series, usually attained after finishing the first book in less than 24 hours.
girl 1: you used to hate twilight. when did you become twilightened?
girl 2: my twilightening occured during finals week, unfortunately. i hope i p-ssed my exams.

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