twimilf
a rather s-xually attractive mother, who watches and enjoys the “twilight” saga.
“you’re mom went to see new moon? what a twimilf.”
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- twirase
sounds like ‘to erase’ – on twitter, you erase a tweet and soon realize you regret erasing it more than writing it. #twirase i twirased what i wrote last. a: where’s your last tweet? b: i twirased it. cr-p. i shouldn’t have deleted that. what a twirase. -slang: haha. she busted a twirrrazzze!
- twizzalicious
a blend between “twizzle” and “delicious”, which is a common nickname for mary twellman in detroit, michigan. “girl what’s your name” -my friends call me twizzle. “well your friends should call you twizzalicious because you look delicious”.
- twitlogy
a eulogy of less than 140 words that is twittered. “no big fanfare when i p-ss, just a rockin’ wake for family and a brief twitlogy” of my epitath
- two bag fuck
when someone with a nice body but is so ugly that you need two bags before you would have s-x with them. one on her face and one on your own just in case hers falls off. “gee wizz! jessica sure does have a nice body” -guy 1 “quite the two bag f-ck, my good […]
- tailgate
when a driver follows the car in front leaving little or no stopping distance especially at high speed. this behaviour may stem from any or all of the following: lack of imagination. never seen pictures of a road accident. learning difficulties. road rage. someone who only managed to p-ss his/her driving test by giving the […]