Twink Wink


the twink wink is when a skinny lil douche bag in a polo hat and holister shirt intoxicates women in order to up his chances of landing a floozy. then once the b-tch is intoxicated… the twink busts out his lack of game and trys h-tting on the wh-r-. the twink may pull off the wink or lick his lips in a kobe bryant fashion. an yet… the twink will ultimately still get denied.
watch this douche try an pull off the twink wink on this chick..

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