twinkie juicer


one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in ‘self pleasure’ due to an inability to get laid.
guy 1 – hey man, how did that date between bob & jill go?
guy 2 – well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. if he doesn’t get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!

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