Twinkie Tunnel
a female who is not caucasian, and strictly has s-xual intercourse with white males. furthermore a twinkie tunnel can be mostly found paying their bills on time and abiding by all laws. also know as a cracker smacker.
a twinkie tunnel thrives on finding as many twinkies to put in their tunnels.
“rhonda is such a twinkie tunnel! she only dates white guys!”
“i wish tamika and darniesha would stop checking out my boyfriend she is such a twinkie tunnel!”
“hey alicia gomez is dating another white guy! she is a total cracker smacker!”
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