Twinometry
in a h-m-s-xual relationship, there is almost always a “boy” and a “girl”. the “boy” is simply the dominant of the two regardless of gender while the “girl” is the submissive. sometimes, there is neither a boy or a girl, and the two are as equals in dominance as identical twins would share equal behaviors recieved by the parents and actions towards each other. in short, a twinometric relationship, the partners are seen as equals instead of having a dominance complex.
dan: “so, i heard you got yourself a boyfriend… who’s on top?”
tom: “we take turns each night, if you must know. it’s a perfect twinometry.
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