twinzle
a person who is not your actual twin, doesnt look like you a lot, but you think is similar to you for some odd unapparent reason.
most people who utilize this term are very hopeless and aimless in their everyday lives.
“ohhh hey gaby! my fav twinzle, lets go trade pokemon cards and chase boys who dont like us!”
“okay, i think i have a big b-tt by the way!!!!!”
two people who are the bestest of best friends but are not related (obviously) because they came out of two differend v-g-n-s because one could be germaustrian and the other of the half asian/irish breed. these two people are female and are psychopaths that like to make obnoxiously wierd noises (not of the s-xual kind but of the what the h-ll kind) they enjoy spazzing out before lacrosse and talking sh-t about their school.
“karen and erin are such twinzles!”
mean d-ck: “what’s wrong with those two chicks?”
nice d-ck: “oh, they must be twinzles.”
-ss: “i wanna date me a twinzle.”
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