twisal
acronym for that’s why i suck at life. used as a verb.
can also be used for others, not just “i”.
usually follows the admission of a bad choice. preceded by “annnnnnddddd……..”
example: my lame ex-boyfriend called last night & asked if we could have s-x. i said yes annnnndddd twisal.
example: she stayed drunk for 3 days & missed our snowboarding trip. that’s why she twisals.
example: you’re twisaling right now.
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