Twiscale
the scale from 1-10 of the twilight fan.
1 would be someone who likes the book, not so much the movie, and doesn’t veiw themselves as a twilight fan.
5 would be someone who is a fan of both the book and movie, but isn’t necessarily a twilight freak.
10 would be a huge twilight fan who sports the icons, tee-shirts and posters. they refer to themselves as “robsessed”. some people of this breed really aren’t that bad, but most that are post-movie twilight fans kind of suck. if they heard that you’ve even read a chapter of any of the books, they will question you about it.
-oh, you like twilight? since when?
–i always liked twilight, but on the twiscale, i’m probably a one or two.
-really? i’m more of a nine. i really love the series!
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