Twisted Mantis Spring
verb.
when one lies upside down against a wall fisting themselves in such an awkward position that they look twisted and their hand in their -ss or p-ssy looks like a mantis claw. plus they spring like a mantis when they c-m.
i saw my girl twisted upside down against the wall with her hand in her p-ssy i thought she was in trouble, but then i realized, frankie dee wasn’t lying about the twisted mantis spring
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