Twistie Fingers


the yellow cheese flavoured residue left on your fingers after eating a packet of twisties.
dude 1: p-ss me a pen please.
dude 2: do you have twistie fingers?
dude 1: yeah, i just ate 100 grams of twisties.
dude 2: no pen for you, i don’t want my pen ruined like all the others.
dude 1: okay, hold on. -licks fingers to decheese-
dude 2: alright, enjoy the pen. -hands over pen-
the state of having yellow cheese powder on your fingers, while eating a packet of twisties. the phrase was made popular in the comedy series kath and kim.

similar to “dorito fingers” and “cheezel fingers”.
don’t touch me! you’ve got twistie fingers!

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