twitaffair
an affair with somebody you interact with on twitter but have never met.
my girlfriend is going to kill me when she finds out i’m having a twitaffair.
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the premature termination of a s-xual act. always used in the context of disappointment by one party. generally used in the context of a willful termination of a s-xual act by one party for selfish reasons. however, variants including forced termination due to interruption or boredom are accepted. “dude, lucy blue balled me something fierce. […]
- Alaskan Ice Cooler
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- Fenzwen
stuff or things. used as filler in a sentence, as a replacement for a word which you either cannot remember, take for granted, can’t be bothered pulling out of the recesses of your mind, or all parties in the conversation are well aware of. dude, did you get the fenzwen? that was the fenzwen.
- Twitto
the act of ditto-ing or agreeing with a tweet on twitter. katiejarv: i love national lampoons christmas vacation! maryjane_eliza: twitto @katiejarv!
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