twitness
to join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.
shaq posted a new pic of him. go twitness it.
i knew the chargers were gonna pick him. i twitnessed it.
i twitness what john mayers every move is
did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?
i’m a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin
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the placement of index and middle finger into another persons -n-l cave, and moving them in a back and forth “saw” motion. dude if you don’t cut the att-tude i will have to break out the two-fingered b-tt saw and give you an adjustment.
- twittertastic
a word to describe somebody who uses twitter, or something that is worthy of being posted on twitter. (twitter is a networking site similar to facebook) wow, this joke we just laughed about is totally twittertastic! you use twitter? you’re so twittertastic!
- two hogs fighting in a gunnysack
when a ugly chick with a fat -ss is walking and the curds are bubbling out and the rolls are waving back and forth like “two hogs fighting in a gunnysack”. d-mn dude! check out that -ss… it is like two hogs fighting in a gunnysack.
- twtmtb
acronym for “the way they are ment to be”. why aren’t movie reviews published twtmtb? reviews should give both the good and the bad – that’s the definition of a review.
- tylermathiesonism
the practise of being completey obnoxious, hateful, pessimistic, and completely nice to people that aren’t total wastes of these peoples times. sometimes, if siblings are in the equation, these people prefer to be be rude, but caring all at once. this confuses true friends. dude, why are you being so tylermathiesonistic? you’re starting to tick […]