twittard
a r-t-rd on twitter
can you believe these twittards actually think there is free “obama money”?
a person who floods inboxes and facebook home pages of all his or her friends with incessant (re: obnoxious) updates. this person considers even the most mundane events in his or her life to be important enough to broadcast to the world, and in the majority of cases writes in incomplete sentences and obnoxious “sms shorthand”.
twittard 1: (via his iphone): “tp i bought @ costco 2day is h-lla soft!! \m/.”
(ten minutes later)
twittard 1: (via his iphone): “dood 2ply ftw”
(two minutes later)
twittard 2: (via his windows mobile phone): “@twittard1: +1”
(two minutes later)
roommate of twittards: (via the living room at the end of the hallway): get a life, twittards, you’re wasting everyone’s battery.
a person who tweets at ridiculous proportions, even though knowing that no one cares about what he tweets about
200 new tweets from this guy ?! what a twittard
1. a person who spends way too much time on twitter, to the detriment of his or her job,life, girlfriend and/or mental health. a cell-phone twitter texting maniac. 2. someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.
tim has become a twittard. he can’t keep anything private anymore. i wish he’d get a life!
a term coined on the blog www.motivatedmonkey.com.
it depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. people who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.
guy 1: dude, vince just signed up for a twitter account yesterday. he’s like a year and a half behind the evolution cycle.
guy 2: yeah, he’s a twittard.
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