twitter memory
being able to recall tweets effortlessly (at times unintentionally) while having conversations with friends.
twitter memory ruins punch lines.
ruins conversations.
ruins friendship.
ruins lives.
october is tm awareness month. spread the word!
#tm
“yea bro, last night i …”
“stop. last night you saw someone being robbed, beat up the robber- turned him in and got to meet batman? i know. ”
“wow. way to ruin the story!”
“my bad, my twitter memory just kicked in on its own again. d-mn it. i need help.”
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