twitter shitter

one who tweets, or posts to twitter, while sh-tting. this was originally used in webcomic penny arcade on april 23, 2008.
“man, while i was taking a dump today, i was twittering from my phone, i must be a twitter sh-tter.”
someone who overuses twitter and constantly “tweets” what they are doing, even when they are taking a sh-t.
“i need to tweet that i am watching tv with you while i am sitting right next to you. i need to tweet that i am getting up to go to the bathroom. i need to tweet while i am walking to the bathroom. i need to tweet that i am sitting on the toilet. i need to tweet that i am taking a sh-t. i’m a twitter sh-tter!”
someone who twitters every moment, including when they are on the toilet. their drive to update their twitter feed overcomes their senses of tact, ethics, and morality.
twitter: oh man i just took a big sh-t
reply: you’re such a twittersh-tter.
this term was actually first used on april 12th 2008 by the twitter user known as @akash-tter.
“the twitter sh-tter thinks twitter is kinda sh-tty.”
a public bathroom stall with covered in tweets. these tweets are usually s-xual or graphic in nature and usually posted by anonymous. twitter sh-tters are more commonly found in male restrooms. however, the dirtiest and meanest sh-tters are found in high school girl washrooms.
guy1: ” dude, i just came back from the bathroom and somebody f-ckin wrote all about their monster sh-t they had while jerkin off! it was f-ckin disgusting”

guy2: “well that’s what you get for goin in the twitter sh-tter.”