Twitter Wank
talking on podcasts, blogs, etc about how many twitter followers you have.
listen to anything by leo laporte and it won’t take long for him to start twitter w-nking with his friends.
a twitter w-nk..
leo laporte excellent! somebody sent me an email john c. dvorak saying “hey did dvorak get knocked off of twitter there is no therealdavorak (sic)” i said, dude you got to spell right, then you will find him, he is therealdvorak.
john c. dvorak yes, and i only need 50 more get to 45,000 which of course is half of yours but that’s beside the point.
leo laporte oh me? i am nothing, i’m number 38 on the twitter list; i don’t count anymore.
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