a huge, uneducated, primitive sh-t hole where everybody is an expert on the subject and they all have to share an opinion.
friend: omgzzz i like twitter! me: the epidemic is upon us.
friend: come follow me on twitter! me: i don’t visit a cesspool full of disease and famine.
a stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a sh-t what they’re doing at any given time.
also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like twitter all those sites suck anyway.
twitter is for tw-ts.
‘t’ext of ‘w’hat ‘i’m t’hinking ‘t’o ‘e’veryone ‘r’eading.
online social social networking site. its what everyone over who is over 35 and trying to seem hip thinks that everyone under 25 is using. but they actually aren’t.
i already have a facebook status, why would i need a twitter?
im too young to have a twitter.
n. – the facebook “status” bar…without the rest of facebook.
v. – to waste your, my, and everyone else’s time with dumb-ss updates that no one needs to know, nor would ever care to know.
“hey guys, i’m brushing my teeth and i didn’t even have to boot up my computer to tell you! f-ck yeah!”
“i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}”
“…is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!”
“…is on twitter…and i don’t know what to say. peace, love, and twitter!”
a form of chatline for social media “experts” to add thousands of random strangers and w-nk off to impress other social media “experts” by posting links to articles about the phenomenon of social media
dave went on twitter hoping to find interesting people and read amusing things but instead was deluged by nine thousand social media “experts” who bored the living sh-t out of him until his iphone exploded/his brain imploded.
a site that makes stalking effortless.
when checking twitter, i noticed that cindy tweeted from her iphone that she was shopping at victoria’s secret. i think i’m going to go to the mall now. maybe i can sneak a peek of her in the changing room.
the gap between a womans tw-t and sh-tter. the female equivelent of the b-rs-. no mans land.
i licked her twitter.
a place for stalkers.
people willingly tell parts of their life, known as “tweeting” and anyone can freely view their posts.
who’s this guy that keeps replying to my tweets on twitter. he’s following me and i don’t even know him!
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