twitterrhea
symptoms: obsessive twittering in a short time span (often pointless tweets posted just to p-ss the time), twitching, putting @ signs in front of a person’s name before texting or emailing them
diagnosis: one of your followers will say something along the lines of “holy sh-t, stop!”
treatment: no cure; treatment includes throwing your phone out of the window and running over your router with your neighbor’s lifted ford f350
a few examples of twitterrhea include:
74 tweets in 6 1/2 minutes
7,523 tweets in a week
etc.
when you tweet in obsessively manner about everything and everyone in sight because you are bored out of your mind, or chose to do things other than being productive.
i was so bored at work that i logged on to my twitter account and had an hour or two of twitterrhea.
too many twitters per hour.
guy kawasaki had twitterrhea when he posted 18 tweets in one hour on a friday afternoon.
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