Twittified
cut to 140 characters. used when somebody is rambling and you’d rather they just get to the point. also used just to shut people up.
verbose fellow: man, i was so totally bugging the other day for one of those big fat juicy burgers. you know, like the kind where the grease is just dripping off…
rat fan (interupting): twittified! dude, just say you wanted a decent burger.
verbose fellow: what? you mean to say that you think its ok to just interject in the middle of what somebody is saying simply because they have reached some pred…
rat fan (interrupting again): twittified! just say you think its rude.
widespread use credited to pastis in his pearls before swine of early november ’09.
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