a twitwod is a person that loves eating calamari whilst fingering -rs-holes filled with fish feaces whilst licking camel b-mholes in a happy camper-van filled with family and friends.
my brother is a twitwod.
- diaper money
compensation from tax returns, -ssistance programs or any other unconventional form of income used to purchase the bare necessities – such as diapers for the babies. josh: hey bae, the house smells so much cleaner! mavel: i know right?! poor josh jr. had to wait two weeks before the diaper money finally came in the […]
- 2 line tuesday
2-line tuesday 2-line tuesday is one of many failed spinoffs of the original “1-line wednesday” see also: three line thursday, four line friday, and monologue monday. chris daniel: 1-line wednesday, your turn. fm caller: am i too late for 2-line tuesdays? chris: … (facepalm). philip: …and you better not call on thursday either!
a really beautiful, innocent girl on the outside, but the most dirty and h-rny on the inside. she is really nice to anyone that comes her way but only trusts a few people. she hates drama and likes to get money. girl; hey have you seen that new girl at school? girl 2; yeah she […]
- kalani hilliker
literal perfection in the form of a dancer. has been held hostage by the producers of dance moms for years. seriously too good for that show. needs to return home asap. not human. kalani hilliker slayed that solo at tda this year. seriously.
during the heat of the moment, when a girl goes down on a guy but instead of giving him oral, uses his p-n-s as a pretend microphone to yell their favorite tune into. my boyfriend did not appreciate the singalongdong i gave him. ruined the mood.