twizard
(noun) a derogatory term for a juggalo or nu metal fan.
the term directly comes from the modern juggalo being uneducated in the field of science (ie. understanding how magnets work). without the proper understanding of modern science they still believe in “miracles” and “dark carnival magic”.
synonymous with twizzy, twizzball and douchebag
i went to the mall to see a movie but there was a gaggle of twizards blocking the entrance.
when you order something online and it gives you a “special instructions” option and you fill it in with ‘ please draw one magical wizard on shipping tube’.
holy sh-t thats ftw. for the win and a f-ckin’ tube wizard.
epic twizard
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