twizzletits
1. a girl’s whose t-ts compares to those of a $20 prost-tute.
2. a girl who you wouldn’t even “feel-up” for $20.
derives from the word- b-tcht-ts, but due to recent changes in “pimp slang”, $20 b-tches are now called twizzles. thus forming twizzlet-ts.
-hey, i’ll give you 20 bucks if you feel up sally.
-no way that girl has twizzlet-ts!
a nickname for a squirrly or smaller member in a group of friends.
jeff: hey look its nate.
dan: oh you mean twizzle-t-ts?
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