Two Buck Tip
when someone stretches another’s b-lls from behind and shoves them in their own -rs-hole and then pulls them back out.
when i p-ssing through minneapolis i met a wildcat who pulled my n-ts-ck up behind me and shoved my b-lls in my -ss then pulled them out again. i thought it only reasonable to tip her one dollar per ball, hence i gave her a “two buck tip.”
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