two day rule
the method of swooning the female into submission by implementing a mobile communication routine that allows conversation to become more interesting by only conversing bi-daily, thus completing the task above.
“hey, glen, did you text that girl tonight?”
“nah, bro, i’m using the two day rule. that way, we have a full day’s worth of sh-t to talk about.”
“nice man, you’ll be diving in that sh-t in a week!”
when you decide to refrain from talking, txting, iming, etc. a guy for at least two days unless he talks to you first to prevent looking desperate or stalker-like.
katie: “g-d, i like josh so much”
sarah: “no waay”
katie: “should i talk to him?”
sarah” “nah girl give it the two day rule”
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