1. a phrase used by a male when he is totally besotted with one female and does not express any particular interest in any other member of the female race. basically does not stop thinking about this one female to the point of insanity.
2. a sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.
1. josh: “that chick in hmv is buff, she is eyein us up bare”
morgan: “mate you know the score two eyes one girl!”
2. dirty chav:”oi s-xy boy, can i have your number”
wilson:”sorry,two eyes one girl”
- bumbridge
nickname for “tonbridge” boys school in kent, named as such for its reputation of turning out h-m-s-xuals (or b-mmers). boys are also have ridiculous hormones due to their s-xual frustration. are proud of their rugby achievements but this is about all they are good for. person 1: i hear someone licked that howard character’s face […]
- paul rudd
great american actor; first famous for a lead role in 90’s flick clueless. recently popular in comedic roles like wet hot american summer, anchorman, 40 year old virgin, and knocked up. pretty hot too, if you ask me. paul rudd as brian fantana, in anchorman: veronica corningstone: my g-d, what is that smell? oh! brian […]
- burlasp
when a woman blows air on a man’s b-lls in order to make him excited. daisy gave pete a soft burlasp
- crosscrotch
one who performs the crucifix masturbation/rape scene on themselves after reading the exorcist in hopes that it is a new method of dying their hair blonde. it doesn’t work, and they get made fun of. then they become a firecrotch out of spite. crosscrotch:”guys, i did what you told me to do, i dont think […]
- Discrepanized
a term used by low-rent-apartment-dwellers to identify two sides of a story to impress to impress their peers. ya’lls two stories is discrepanized.
