two-faced bitch


1. a girl who displays both qualities of an amiable friend and a cold-hearted b-tch while interchangeably switching between both moods.
if you’re reading this definition and know who you are, you’re a two-faced b-tch who doesn’t deserve my friendship!
a two faced b-tch is a female who yew think is your friend and yew tell her everything then her hoe -ss goes around and tells everyone all yo cool-aid
i told paisley all my business think’n she would keep her big fat d-ck suckin lips shut but boy i was wrong she told just about the whole school and i wanted to beat her -ss she is a two-faced b-tch!!
one minute they are your friends, but then decide to follow the crowd and try to bring you down.
august 2009:
mary: omfg your my best friend rachel! i love you and i always will.
kathy: me too i love you rachel dearest!
rachel: omg same here ily mary and kathy!
savvy: wow..
october 2009:
mary: your such a b-tch but i cant tell you what you did because you know. you sl-t.
kathy: i saw that razor. you should just kill yourself.
katie:i do not know what i did!!
savvy: mary , kathy you guys are twofacedb-tches

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