Two faced snake
a two faced snake is a person that is like a best friend to you when no one else is around but when with their friends they act.
fred: ill meet you at the bus stop.
joe: okay i’ll bring tom.
fred: don’t bring tom, it can be just us.
joe: if you say so fred don’t be a two faced snake again please.
~at the bus stop
joe: didnt you say not to bring anyone?
fred: bro who are you stop talking to me lmao embarr-ssment.
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