two finger award


an act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had s-xual intercourse the previous night.

this act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.
frank: i heard ryan banged ally last night!
greg: i know bro, i gave him the two finger award!

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