Two-Finger Filet
(too – fing-ger fi-ley)
when you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.
“i sir, am an expert on the subject of the two-finger filet.”
“don’t you believe me? i two-finger filet-ed the sh-t out of that hoe.”
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